I was groovin to some music and i just realized that dont fear the reaper is about suicide. crazy? wow.....

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heh heh....

i just smoked ten bag. im good. i have a theory. its good.

ok, like when we were cave men we ate plantd. one of those plants we ate was marijuana, and thats becuase we were stupid. thats becuase weed takes use back to a mindsetof cave men. i think tha thc was something our body needed like protein or calories... bvut then wwe got more real life like and become us now. and we dont need thc, but wehn you smoke it you get back to being a cave man.

i am so vry smart. i can one day figure out time travel if i smoke enough pot. i am so smart high. i am really. no really. ask matt. he will tell you i am. study and get smart or smoke pot and get smart? now who is stupid, drew?

woooo i am home. i survived another night. i love partys. and that amanda girl there was trippy. that was so odd.... "do i know you?" at the same time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woot!! lllol!olO!!!!!  

ojh yeah, i like love you guys!! i said tonight "i saw a chicken and it was trippy" and everoyne was all looking at me and like "what?" and i was like "i swear holmes" and then wilson thoguht it was a REAL chciken?" it was classic. i missed you matt, i was geeking by myself and no one talkedtoo me, but i told funny jokes and everyone had a good laugh. we drank os much beer., i am serious tho, 1 6pack of 16oz, 1 12 pack bud lite, 1 24 natty, 1 24 budlite. we threw the cans in arps yard and he got mad. he was cleaning em and his back was to me so i threw a beer at him and he thought it was milo and he got milos hair beerd. it was , once agian, classic.   i am writing a lot.

i got to talk to ashley #4 today. i havent heard form her in a month or so.

i didnt have a new theory tonight :(  arps gf makes me uncomfortable.,i was grooving and she was talking to me and it was really harshing my buzz.......     i want to watch a metor shower... that'd be cool. i did it last year....  damn it something coool happend two years ago and now i dont remember what it was!

we were talking about it tongiht,,,, maybe something with david? it wasnt  the time me and matt called him at 2am and wnet to his house to get drunk.... but that was a cool time.

      welll im not, wait in didnt change colors it did al l on its own! but yeah, i dont know what else to say.  i was trying to explain to amanda that when u go on a bad trip what you can do is smoke yourself through it. after 2 bowls you wont fucking remember your name. well i would but still, im gonna smoke 2 bowls right now, night!

Dear ashley....

Finally got over that song of ours
Stopped chasing little red sports cars, to check the license plates
And I quit driving by your place
Back making the rounds at all the hearts,
honky-tonks, restaurants, seeing some of our old friends
feels good to dance again
I can finally smell your perfume
And I look around the room for you
I could walk right by your picture in a frame
and not feel a thing
But when I hear your name


I feel rain fallin' right out of the blue sky
And it's the 5th of May and I'm right there staring in your eyes
nothing's changed, we're still the same
And I get lost in the innocence of a first kiss
And I'm hanging on to every word rolling off of your lips
And that's all it takes, and I'm in that place
Everytime I hear your name ..........

  so how was everyones weekend?  mine was good. i played games and watched the final four....   oh yeah, i have a new plan. my plan is to make enough from poker so i can goto the beach for free. thats my new goal....

oh yeah, i have a question and i really want an answer from everyone who reads my stupid blog..   do you think i will ever win more than 20k in a poker tournament?

i believe i one day will.  i was talking to amy the other day and she was putting me down, but it was funny. she said i am a bum, no girl wants a poker player and all that same old shit then she said "i'd totally eat my words if you ever made it big in poker"  so of course that fired me up :)

i am thinking of makking a list of those who think i will make it and those who dont. ya know, so when i win some major poker tournament i can bitch at the ones who said i wouldnt....

Tournament director: John, you flopped the nut straight, what were you thinking when phil ivey re-raised all in?

Moose: Well to be honest all i could think of was what i am gonna buy with 2.6 million... oh and how stupid drew, ashley and amy must feel right now.

If i ever did win one of those huge tournies or made the final table or something i'd have to call matt. be like "i am guranteed at least 800k..."  then i'd call back every time someone busts "matt yeah only 8 left, 3rd in chips i got at least 1mil!"     "omg matt im HU! and if you know anything then you know i am the greatest HU player in the world!" lolllll

so..... i am gonna attempt to write a poem... enjoy it...!

lightlessness falls like
the remaning grains of sand in the hourglass
and I awoke....I am cold, so deeply cold.
And then I see
as moose rise's form deathly  sleep,
the glow of the bowl -
so smooth, so warm, calling to me,
begging me to......slip into the night to feed my desire.

not bad eh?

i liked it. i am gonna fire one up, hole on.... 6:53

GREENS!!!!v 6:55

I should be a writer.  i would like to thank all the people who made me trip balls.  lol

would you bet everything you own 10-1 on a coin flip? i would. i am a gambler.   the us needs to lessen its dependence on foreign energy...

wow.... its 7:03 i spaced out. i heard something from my head " i may never be your one true love, but you'll always be my one that got away. "   i thought that was very deep.... wow... 

im tripping cuz i heard a car door shut but im too scared to go look.  ok i loooked im ok...

round 6 7:10

7"19  and im doing good.   im back  good night

Why does everyone think im white trash? yeah, im not the preppy type. no, i dont wanna be a 9-5er. taking a job i hate just so i can have a bigger house isnt in my agenda.  yeah i drink/smoke/eat too much. and sure i can be an asshole to my friends sometimes...   but i want y'all to ask yourself this one question, would you want me to be some high class snob?  do you really want me to show up at arps next sat night in a vest and kahki pants? i culd drink mikes' hard lemonade and talk about the stock market. i would be talking to drew and he'd say "i've been looking buying shars of dodge" and i'd try to reason with him.....it's easy to look at, say, shares of mcrosoft at $27 and think, "Hey, it should be easy for the stock to climb $4." But that ignores the fact that Microsoft has ten billion shares outstanding, so that seemingly minor increase would actually require the creation of $40 billion.

is that really what you guys want me to be?  

instead of killing chef.....

chef could be in alot of epsiodes instead. just always use soundboards.  he would be like arrecurring charchter..... it would be way funnier. like the jkenny dyinng thing.  cool huh?

im baked

GET IT? HIGH! LOL.............

yo yo yo....

mmmm i like green.....

so whats everyone doing?

me and teak played poker online last night. i dont know why i just said that? i need to delete this.  <------ i was going to delete that but i am now gonna leave it on.

ok. i am gonna watch some harold and kumar.    i like it.    oh yeah, i had a good theory........ in white castle when harold was like knocked out from the cheetah and kuMAR was licking his face and he though maria was? well, i think kuMAR talked to harold during te whole dream.  i bet he was like "hey lets get some burgers, wake up" when harold was dreaming of burgers. and then said "its the cops!" when harold was dreaming of the cop.... see my idea? cool!

i want to play poker but im "intoxicated" i cant play.... damn :(